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Young
Ladies... Are you tired of dating the same
old doctors and lawyers. Guys that are
successful, rich, know how to order in
French, but
don't have that "air of
fun."
Why
not try dating a Web Guy?!
Who
is the Web Guy... also know
as the AL2000?
He is the guy that purchases
Mountain Dew by the case, believes
that "Cheese-its" are one of
the 4 basic food groups and
wrote the book, "The Art of
Cooking with Ramon Noodles." (Only kidding... AL actually is a good health cook... he did write a personal cookbook from his graduate school days called "The Art of Cooking with Ramon Noodles.")
AL2000 is a unique
mix of hardware and software
that uses a smooth running operating
system, can be adapted to different
programs and won't crash.
To
build the AL2000
we started with one slightly
dented case, added a humor chip,
internal romance card, and finished
with a charm and creativity
processor. This product carries
a lifetime warranty and can
be found in a local video store
near you.
Anyone
that can power up the AL2000
will get a chance to win an
all expense-paid, fun-filled,
and interesting date with the
AL2000.
-Good
Luck...
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